When the apocalypse comes about, you’ll wish you were this happy.

A special thanks to Matt Merchant for posing for me despite the technical difficulties.

How to make yourself your very own Zombie: 1 part white rum, 1 part golden rum, 1 part dark rum, 1 part apricot brandy, 1 part pineapple juice, 1 part papaya juice, ½ part 151-proof rum, dash of grenadine or other syrup. Mix ingredients other than the 151 in a shaker with ice. Pour into glass and top with the high-proof rum.